I just got carded. At Walgreens. For buying cold medicine. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to cook up some crystal meth…

[Disclaimer: The site owner makes no claims to the coherency of this entry, as she is currently under the influence of mind-altering drugs.]

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